He woke up in a New York City sewer feeling refreshed but hungry. Slowly he got moving and crawled his way through the damp and smelly sewer pipes which were just the way he liked things. He paused at the top of the sewer and looked through its grates to see what was going on in the streets of New York. It was garbage day, his favorite day of the week and later tonight he would join up with his rat buddies and go tear things up. By tearing things up that meant that they were going to tear up garbage bags and feast on all of the rotten and rancid food.
Looking around at the streets he noticed that it had rained and this meant he would have his favorite look of slicked back greasy hair which really attracted the female rats. Maybe tonight he would get lucky. He then crawled out of the sewer and hid in the shadows of the gutter. Sniffing around he could tell that the rain was going to make things a slimy night which agreed with him very well. He then hopped up onto the sidewalk and quickly scampered across to the wall of a building where he followed it for a good twenty feet before cutting into a back lane where he found a dumpster where other rats were getting ready for the exciting night ahead of eating, partying and hopefully sexual activity.
He greeted the other rats with a squeak and made his way into a dumpster to socialize with more rats. Then he saw her, she was looking good and flirting with him. She would run up to him to get his attention, spin around, shake her booty and then run away to get him to chase her. She performed this routine several times until he caught up with her and they made passionate love under a cardboard box. Within a short time she would be having babies. He knew she had been around and was a slut like most of the other rat females. But sluttiness came with the territory and he had learned to have a sex life that was a series a one night stands.
After they finished their romp in the dumpster they joined a crew of nearly a hundred rats and set out to rip up the night by causing as much destruction and chaos for the humans as they could and if they were lucky maybe they would get the chance to bite one of them and infect them with a disease.
The night passed by quickly as the rats destroyed nearly a whole block of garbage. Soon it was sunrise and they all said their goodbyes and headed back to their own sewers.
He was sad to be alone again, the random sex made him feel empty and as he made his way back to his sewer he felt the urge for something sweet and he found just what he was looking for in a hole in a wall. He took a few bites of the sweet substance and decided to go home.
That night his skin became dry and tight and then split open from the sweet poison he had ate. The poison then spread across his skin and into his organs. That night he died a horrible death. The last thought he had was how much he hated humans.