The area of the city I lived in was on the outskirts of town. And slightly beyond these outskirts was a ravine and just before that ravine was a cliff that had a several hundred foot drop into the abyss. The area that surrounded the cliff was heavily wooded and if you were not careful you could be hiking through the bush and suddenly step off the cliff and fall to your death some three hundred feet below. There were warning signs everywhere but it still didn't prevent the society of stupid people from walking to edge of the cliff and climbing over the barbed wire fence to get a closer look into the ravine. Over a dozen had died over the years from falling into it; all because of sheer stupidity.
There was also a section near the ravine where individuals would park their cars to think and be alone. It was also used by couples who would visit the secluded area to get down and dirty in the backseats of their cars. Many a times I had seen cars shaking and its suspension squeaking from couples getting it on. In every case the windows were fogged up from the body heat and then all of a sudden a pair of breasts or ass cheeks would appear and smear the condensation off the windows.
But there were also all types of creeps and weirdos like me that just like to watch and video tape the action covertly and then put it on the internet for a good laugh as it ruined people's lives.
Then one day a dark sedan appeared that I had never seen before and parked in an isolated area from the other cars. I watched the car from behind a tree as it seemed suspicious. Inside I could see the silhouette of someone sitting in the driver's seat of the car; but there was no one in the passenger seat. As the minutes passed the windows in the car began to fog up which further aroused my suspicion. After sitting for about half an hour the car started up and slowly the windows defogged. The sedan then backed out and drove off into the night.
I returned the next night to see if the black sedan was present. By the time I arrived it was already parked and again the windows were saturated with fog. Several minutes later the driver backed out and drove away, this time without defogging the windows.
Two nights later I waited in the trees and then out of the darkness emerged the black sedan with its headlights off. The sedan rolled quietly by the tree I was hiding behind. I looked at the driver in the front seat but all I could see was the outline of a humanlike figure at the wheel. The sedan came to a slow stop and I stepped out from behind the tree to get a full look at the driver. If the driver noticed me and freaked out I would simply run off into the night.
As I approached the vehicle its windows were already fogged up thickly and it was impossible to see inside. I walked right up to driver's window and tapped on the glass. The window came down a crack and I could hear a muffled deep breathing man sitting in the front seat. He was breathing so heavily and loudly I thought he was dying.
I knocked on the glass again and said, "Are you okay sir? Do you need medical help?"
The window came down completely.
The man shook his head. A second later he turned to look at me.
It was Darth Vader.