Back when I was a youth and playing baseball I had teammate named Gordan Smith who was a decent baseball player but a total goofball and idiot. He was a guy who liked to play pranks on all of us, but his pranks were usually of the grotesque variety and when we went out on the road to play games and were lodging in a hotel nobody wanted to stay with him. I remember when I had first met him and had the unfortunate privilege of staying with him in a hotel.
At first I thought that he was just forgetful when on a couple of occasions he used the washroom in our hotel room and did not flush. But then I realized he liked to do that on purpose as he would sneak into other teammate's hotel rooms and not flush the toilet. He would then come back to our room and tell me all about it and start laughing.
Then one time I was getting ready for a game and we were getting dressed in the hotel room. I had just come out of the shower and was putting on my underwear that I had left on the bed. But as I put them on I noticed that there was something different about them. They just seemed to feel funny, it was like they didn't fit right. I looked down at them and realized that I was wearing Gordon's dirty underwear. I looked over at him as he was sitting in a chair grinning and said, "I think we are the same size, but I noticed that I am slightly bigger in the pouch." He then started to laugh in a hysterical fashion.
On the same road trip I was sitting at a dinner table with him and several other guys. It was an awards banquet for the baseball tournament that we were in. I was busy watching the speaker when I noticed that a couple of the guys I was sitting with were laughing but I didn't know why. At first I thought that there was something funny about the speaker or an inside joke that I had missed. Then everyone continued to laugh except me and that was when I realized I was the butt end of the joke but I couldn't figure out what it was. Everyone continued to laugh and I started to get angry. I just couldn't figure out what had happened to me. Then as I ate my food I realized that there was something different about it. I looked down at the plate and everyone continued to laugh. I studied my food and it didn't take me long to notice that Gordan had been chewing his food and then putting it on my plate and only God knows how much of it I ate. This really upset me as he had taken it too far. I vowed revenge.
Back in the hotel room I searched for Gordon's game underwear and jockstrap. Once I found them I smeared them with a potent hot pepper oil.
Half way through the game he started scratching his genitals. Then later that evening in the hotel room the little bitch screamed as he pissed flames all night. It got so bad they took him to emergency. The whole time I laughed in his face as he couldn't figure out what was wrong.